Neglected Blogs...

Another internet tradition to be aware of.

Lyin Sarah Palin

Kudos to reader Lara K. for emailing me this one back on August 30th, moments after John McCain brought us the comedy gold that is Sarah Mullet Troll Palin. Because setting up gmail accounts that you never check is another Internet Tradition, I didn't get the email until today. In retrospect, this is a brilliant addition to the Internet Tradition Awareness lexicon.

Palin Traditions

Putin courtesy Pan Danio.

Palin is Not Aware

Yearbook Traditions

And with that, a new blog is born. I've Been Yearbooked. And it will have you howling with laughter.

We're aware of all internet traditions so you don't have to be.

You forgot Poland!

Pan Danio is aware.

Julia Child, International Spy

Here she is demonstrating her favorite "enhanced interrogation technique."



All internet traditions are belong to us.

Yakov

Lee K. is aware.

Who you gonna call?

sushi the great is aware.

Another Dr.Who

I saw this one a few weeks ago and finally tracked it down on Flickr.
I've never actually seen an episode of Dr.Who.

Snowy Owl

Eric at Debris has been aware for a while now.

30 Days

Awareness is global.

Dr.Who

tigtog of Hoyden about Town is aware.

Doctor: Tell me, who do you know that is aware of all internet traditions?
Patient: Dr.Who is aware of all internet traditions.
Doctor: Right, that's what I'm asking you.
Patient: That's what I said.
Doctor: Who is?
Patient: That's right.
Doctor: What's right?
Patient: Dr.Who.
Doctor: Who is what?
Patient: Who is aware.
Doctor: Of all internet traditions?
Patient: Exactly.

The Thinning

IAAOAIT is AOAIT.

Internet Tradition Awareness Trivia

On June 16, 2008, Google returned 7 hits for the search query "I am aware of all internet traditions."

Total hits returned on July 14, 2008: 66,100.

Iran Contra-Awareness

It was self defense!


If anyone can read Farsi, let me know if the online translator I used is crap.


Many better versions at Boing Boing.

My precious

All Internet Traditions to Rule Them All. All Internet Traditions to Find Them. All Internet Traditions to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them.

Vagabond scholar is aware.

I only watched it for the Evil Horde

Mirabile Dictu is aware.

Preznit giv me turkee

I have no doubt that the Baby Blue Cherub is aware.

Editorial Comment: Trying to find the original turkee post, I was once again reminded just what a crazy, stupid, fucked up year 2003 was. Plainly, it is because there was little awareness of all internet traditions.

John McCain Hates Bloggers

Pookie Sinclair of Babylon Anon was aware way back in the original thread.
John McCain hates him, too.

Doughy Pantload

Origins Unknown.

Happy 4th of July, fuckers.

Taste the freedom. It is internet traditions.

Star Wars Kid

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of All Internet Traditions.

Mosh Girl

By request. If someone else does a better job, I'm glad to add it.
More Mosh Girl internet traditions here.

Awareness '08

Holy fucking shit! More shirts 'n stuff!

Dateline: Internet Traditions

Via. Original source: unknown.

2008: A Vanderleun Odyssey

Locky's World is aware.

There Will Be Internet Traditions

Glad You Asked is aware.

Black Metal Awareness

Mephisto is aware.

Box Turtle Ben is Aware

Though I hear it was really P.J.O'Rourke.

(yes, I made this one)