Shameless Capitalism! It is internet traditions!

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Monday, October 27, 2008

Lyin Sarah Palin

Kudos to reader Lara K. for emailing me this one back on August 30th, moments after John McCain brought us the comedy gold that is Sarah Mullet Troll Palin. Because setting up gmail accounts that you never check is another Internet Tradition, I didn't get the email until today. In retrospect, this is a brilliant addition to the Internet Tradition Awareness lexicon.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Yearbook Traditions

And with that, a new blog is born. I've Been Yearbooked. And it will have you howling with laughter.

We're aware of all internet traditions so you don't have to be.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Julia Child, International Spy

Here she is demonstrating her favorite "enhanced interrogation technique."

All internet traditions are belong to us.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Monday, July 21, 2008

Another Dr.Who

I saw this one a few weeks ago and finally tracked it down on Flickr.
I've never actually seen an episode of Dr.Who.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Tuesday, July 15, 2008


tigtog of Hoyden about Town is aware.

Doctor: Tell me, who do you know that is aware of all internet traditions?
Patient: Dr.Who is aware of all internet traditions.
Doctor: Right, that's what I'm asking you.
Patient: That's what I said.
Doctor: Who is?
Patient: That's right.
Doctor: What's right?
Patient: Dr.Who.
Doctor: Who is what?
Patient: Who is aware.
Doctor: Of all internet traditions?
Patient: Exactly.

The Thinning


Monday, July 14, 2008

Internet Tradition Awareness Trivia

On June 16, 2008, Google returned 7 hits for the search query "I am aware of all internet traditions."

Total hits returned on July 14, 2008: 66,100.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Iran Contra-Awareness

It was self defense!

If anyone can read Farsi, let me know if the online translator I used is crap.

Many better versions at Boing Boing.

My precious

All Internet Traditions to Rule Them All. All Internet Traditions to Find Them. All Internet Traditions to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them.

Vagabond scholar is aware.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Preznit giv me turkee

I have no doubt that the Baby Blue Cherub is aware.

Editorial Comment: Trying to find the original turkee post, I was once again reminded just what a crazy, stupid, fucked up year 2003 was. Plainly, it is because there was little awareness of all internet traditions.

Monday, July 7, 2008

John McCain Hates Bloggers

Pookie Sinclair of Babylon Anon was aware way back in the original thread.
John McCain hates him, too.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Star Wars Kid

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of All Internet Traditions.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Mosh Girl

By request. If someone else does a better job, I'm glad to add it.
More Mosh Girl internet traditions here.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Box Turtle Ben is Aware

Though I hear it was really P.J.O'Rourke.

(yes, I made this one)